karenandthababes:

colinmorgs:

we all remember the first time we came across a smut fic

(Source: charlesxaviher)


Lady on the bus next to me: Tell me again- what are you not going to do in daycare today?
Little boy: I will not hit the teacher with a light saber.
Lady: And why are you not going to hit her with a light saber?
Boy: It is my toy, and my choice, but if I hit her with the light saber, I'm acting like a Sith.
Lady: Do you want to be a Sith?
Boy: No! I am Obi-Wan!

animalssittingoncapybaras:

Every breath you take, every roll you make, I’ll be perched on you.

animalssittingoncapybaras:

Every breath you take, every roll you make, I’ll be perched on you.

(Source: youtube.com)


divinedorothy:

do you ever think about how fucked you’d be in medieval times with your weak eyesight, asthma and homosexual tendencies


If the Free! characters had Tumblrs
Haruka: water and swimming and the like (he once followed a blog with "watersports" in the url and was very surprised to find out it wasn't about swimming).
Makoto: pictures of cats, nature, cats, humor, anime, other cute animals, cats, DID I MENTION CATS?
Rin: sports, fitness and a lot of black and white/negative and hipster stuff.
Nagisa: humor, horror anime, food porn and a shit ton of selfies. He sends Rei a lot of stupid anons, too.
Rei: anything he considers "beautiful" at the moment. He reblogs all the "science side of tumblr explain this" actually writing an essay explaining the thing because he'd totally do that.
Gou: muscles galore, but also fashion, anime and some yaoi.
Sousuke: he only made a blog to stalk Rin and send anon hate to Haru.
Momo: humor and poRN.
Nitori: he's actually tumblr famous but nobody knows.

Batfamily + Text Posts pt. 2 + bonus Son of Batman (pt. 1)



junjouprince:

for free! 69 min


junjouprince:

*stressed by my own drawings*

junjouprince:

*stressed by my own drawings*


swagayama:

Person: Nothing is perfe-

Me: RIN’S M U S C L E S